The First Episode

Placeholder: Oh no, Placeholder has been kidnapped by the evil Placeholder. I must save them! Placeholder: Oh no, I'm dying, please save me Placehloder Placeholder: *rips The Evil Placeholder in half* The Evil Placeholder: Oh no, I'm dead X( Placeholder: You are saved, mah love Placeholder: You're my love too!
 * and thus, Placeholder and Placeholder kiss as The Evil Placeholder is dead*
 * roll credits*